Cold, cold winter comes early to the north country

 From the sports page of the Duluth Tribune:

Relax Vikings fans, it will get better, because it can’t get worse

[Meanwhile the Bears, at 5-1, amazingly reside in an NFC North first-place tie*.]

* Technically the Bears are in first place because they haven't had their bye week yet. I don't want to jinx them by saying "first place" by itself, though.