7.19.2020

At the grocery store the other day…

…a place everyone knows is the source of all useful knowledge…a guy told me that with all this global warming going on it's only a matter of time before the Earth is as hot as Mars. How much time, he didn't say.

But no matter. If you (like me, I confess) ever fantasized about traveling to Mars, this will save you a whole lot of money. 

So you can splurge on a new pair of shorts.

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