Cracks me up

Wired magazine is running a monthly contest they call "Six-Word Sci-Fi," six-word stories on a given subject each month. The story assignment for the magazine's current issue (June) was to "write about love in the time of coronavirus." The winning entry was by one Hamish Hamish, posting from Facebook:

So I married the delivery man.

But my favorite was the honorable mention submission via Instagram by @ralfchardon:

You can sneeze in my elbow.

The other entries are available at Wired or Apple News+ at https://apple.news/AG3An94ulSEyzEtTnM2H7_w