Dietary notes

Something called "farmer cheese" http://bit.ly/2nxkkhV : No fat, no salt, no taste, but hey, it says cheese on the label. Let that be enough.

Meanwhile, our nutrition editor reports kale is over http://bit.ly/2oV86jw , and not a moment too soon.

Also — here's one you never thought you'd never hear again — iceberg lettuce: No fat, no salt, no taste, and doesn't say cheese on the label.

Some people will do anything.