Big Dairy is trying to get teens hooked on lattes to boost milk sales | Ars Technica
And this is. not from The Onion…
…a Florida dairy group offers schools grants worth $6,000 to outfit their coffee bars. The campaign is called "moo-lah for schools," which refers to lattes as "moo brew." The group says the coffee bars are an opportunity to "serve 8 oz. of milk with 2 oz. of coffee and added flavorings that fit into your school wellness policy."
Look, I have nothing against lattes…well, didn't until I found out they're 8 oz. of milk with only 2 oz. of coffee. How's that gonna wake anybody up? C'mon.
We need our kiddies wide awake for Algebra.
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