6.27.2019

Pro tip for you Dems

Look, it's entertaining to hear all the talk about fighting for this and fighting for that—free public education, universal healthcare, abortion rights, sanity at the southern border, and being nice to everybody—but what I want to hear is one candidate—just one, surely you can manage just one, can't you?—who says…

> I will make the government work again. I will put competent people at the heads of the departments, people who know what to do and want to do it. I will provide the staffing and the budget to do the inspections and enforce the regulations and the laws that Congress has passed at the People's behest. I will fix the bridges, clean up some of the mess we've made, and put the public soul back in place. And maybe invest in a decent spellchecker.

Wouldn't that be grand?

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