Have you figured it out yet?

It's a Patriots plot to keep Tom Brady going until he's 50. They're playing the second best team in the NFC this year in the Super Bowl, next year they'll play the third best team and so forth…. They can string it out that way for another decade, easy. Brady may have to be hauled on and off the field in a wheelbarrow then but he'll still be winning games.

The final piece of the scheme is to get the game played on Groundhog Day, which will make the whole thing more believable. They missed it by only one day this year. The game is tomorrow, Groundhog Day is today. The Pennsylvania rodent didn't see his shadow.

Spring will arrive on March 20, just like it always does.