How's this for precision forecasting?

Winter Storm Jayden Forecast
https://www.weather.com/storms/winter/news/2019-01-26-winter-storm-jayden-forecast-northern-plains-midwest-east-south

Winter Storm Jayden will spread a swath of moderate to heavy snow from the northern Plains into the Midwest and East early next week, with snow showers also possible in parts of the South.

Pretty much everywhere, in other words, except of course the always idyllic West Coast.