10.09.2018

There's always an extra screw

Why? I'm wondering if all those socks that escape turn themselves into screws and leave themselves lying around projects you're working on. I get it—if somebody wears you around on their foot all day you might be in the mood for a little payback.

Like this morning, I replaced a light switch and wound up with two extra screws. At least they're a pair.

When I was a kid I took a watch apart. You should have seen all the extra parts I wound up with that time. Somebody's sock drawer must have been decimated.


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