Triumphing over the travails of modernity

 I fixed my glasses this morning by twisting a tiny, invisible screw with a tiny invisible screwdriver I almost forgot I had. (It’s really hard to see. Especially without glasses.)

Fortunately, this screwdriver had a magnifying glass  on the other end. So you could use the screwdriver while looking through the magnifying glass, but you would be pretty unlikely to see what you were doing in that position.

We can put man on the moon, people keep telling me, but we can’t keep the lenses from falling out of our glasses.

Sad.