Here is hands-down the dopiest thing I've read all week (I know it's only Tuesday)

COVFEFE Act would make Trump's tweets official records | New York Post

http://nyp.st/2sjgc59

"If the president is going to take to social media to make sudden public policy proclamations, we must ensure that these statements are documented and preserved for future reference," Quigley, a member of the House intelligence committee, said in a statement.

Has this guy never heard of the Internet?

We don't need to preserve Trump's tweets – they will haunt us for all eternity. The internet never forgets anything.

"Tweets are powerful, and the president must be held accountable for every post."

There you go, Quigley old boy. Making progress. Slowly. 

Here's the title Quigley picked for his act in order to make the acronym work out COVFEFE: it's the "Communications Over Various Feeds Electronically For Engagement" Act. 

And yes, it was "intelligence" committee.