4.18.2017

Wait, what?

Trump's White House Misplaces an Aircraft Carrier

"This episode does not seem to be a lie as much as it seems to be a further demonstration of the clusterfckish management style there at Camp Runamuck. At this point, my faith in what the administration says is such that I believe that, when the missiles flew into Syria, the president* and Xi actually were splitting a Twinkie and a bottle of YooHoo."

Seriously. Keep that dude away from that button.

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