Maybe I am no good at taking tests (or maybe I'm too good, or maybe the test…)

I took the little test on this Time web page (http://goo.gl/fZgJnj) about, presumably, prevailing attitudes in various parts of the country. It said l'm best suited to one of the darkest green states (Oregon; relaxed and creative). But I live a continent away in one of the darkest blue states (Massachusetts; temperamental and uninhibited), and I spent my entire childhood and half of my adult life in red states (Nebraska, Minnesota, Illinois and Georgia; friendly and conventional).

Can you spell "mongrel"? Or "dumb test"?