5.09.2016

From the Onion

Teary-Eyed Student Loan Officers Proudly Watch As $200,000 Asset Graduates From College

“ 'It’s been absolutely amazing to watch our revenue stream grow right before our eyes,' said smiling collections officer Robin Black, explaining that, looking at the impressive figure now, she could hardly believe their future series of principal and interest payments was only $50,000 just four years ago."

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