This morning I discovered a squirrel eating our house. It was sitting on the insulator where the phone cable (or possibly the cable cable) attaches, munching away. The hole was already big enough for it and a few friends to come and go through.
I scared it away by opening a window and reciting a substantial number of bad words, loudly. The squirrel fled. The squirrel defense corps has been summoned. The neighbors will just have to live with it.
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