1.05.2016

Mental health day

When a bunch of squatters in Oregon talk about “we the people” they may be talking about you the people, but not me.

Somehow I remember pro-NRA types arguing we don’t need new gun laws because we already have plenty, and they’re not enforced. Now, it seems, Obama wants to start enforcing them.

The Army will pay you to eat its food.

Driving through Lima, Ohio, I always had a mad urge to sing, “Lima Lumber doodle-dandy."

The saying “scot free” is redundant.

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