Or, come to think of it, how about "Fool Control"?

Marco Rubio Wants to Know Why Nobody's Talking About 'Bomb Control'

"It's true, nobody talked about bomb control. That may have something to do with the fact that, because bombs are objects capable of doing extreme damage to large numbers of people quickly, and exist solely for the purpose of maiming or killing things, we have decided to restrict who is allowed to have them. Some would even say we control them."