But what if nobody cares?

Onward Christmas Warriors ... - Heard on the Hill

"'I think it’s kind of funny that Republicans preferred fruitcake over Democrats,' Williams said. Among all voters, 38 percent said they thought the alleged treat was good, while 52 percent opted for ‘nah.' But 50 percent of Republicans and 58 percent of seniors liked fruitcake, compared to only 39 percent of Democrats and 27 percent of young voters."