10.04.2015

Our TV critic, as a public service, reviews the new season

Drilling for Oil in Fargo (ABC): We never liked oil drilling shows even when they were set in Texas, where they belong.

Minority Report (Fox): It doesn’t take a precog to know this is a crime.

Scream Queens (Fox): Said to be a mashup of Glee and American Horror Story. We lasted three episodes of each, so we figure Queens for 1.5.

Heroes Reborn (NBC): Why?

Quantico (ABC): Annoyingly beautiful kids join the FBI. One of them is a terrorist. Probably not her.

Blindspot (NBC): Naked woman found in Times Square. Whoa! Who thought of that idea?

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