They just don't make those sharks the way they used to

Selfies Have Killed More People Than Sharks This Year

"Yes, that's right. Around the world, 12 people have died while trying to take a selfie, while eight have died after they were attacked by sharks. Of course, both of these numbers are minuscule, as is your risk, but selfie deaths are so preventable that 12 deaths is still kind of crazy."

Maybe they’re so busy auditioning for Shark Week…