In Texas, they're burying their guns (huh?)

In Texas, a Military Exercise Is Met by Some With Suspicion - The New York Times

"A farmer was rumored to have taken a different approach, by buying 20,000 rounds of ammunition. The superintendent of the school district thought he saw low-flying military cargo planes overhead. "

Oh.

"'They’re worried that they’re going to come in and take their firearms away,' Ms. Miller said. 'Martial law, basically. I try not to listen to all these conspiracy-theory-type people. All they’re worried about is their beer and their guns.'"

That too. How much fun can one week be?