When your lamb chop detector chirps and there are no chops…

…(I mean, come on, we never have lamb chops here, have you seen what those things cost?) it means you’d better drop whatever you’re doing and climb up on your stool or ladder or some handy chair and change the battery or the thing will keep on chirping until it’s driven you entirely 100% completely freaking nuts. (If the battery’s really so weak how can it keep chirping like that anyway? I don’t get it.)

Or you could just rip it off the wall and stomp on it until it quits.