5.27.2015

What is it with New Englanders and green bananas?

I'm in the grocery store, studying the bin, trying to pick out just a couple of bananas that look ripe enough to eat, when a grocery guy rolls up with a big cart—he's re-stocking—and says as follows:

"Wait, I've got some greener ones here."

New Englanders are good with apples, but beyond that the get pretty confused.

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