11.17.2014

It's hard to find a holiday when you don't do anything to begin with

Like today. Yesterday, I woke up with quite a substantial list of things to do and managed to avoid all of them. Every one. I figure today would be a perfect day to celebrate. Declare a holiday. There was a a holiday last week but it came on a Tuesday. What’s the point of Tuesday holidays unless you take Monday off too? I didn’t take last Monday off, but I could take off today.

Plus, it’s raining. Who could do anything on such a rainy day? What do you want, wet feet? It’s barely above freezing out there. I’m staying here.

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