10.08.2014

Another one

News Features: Future Congressman Jody Hice Thinks 'Blood Moons' Mean the World Is Ending | Flagpole Magazine | Athens, GA News, Music, Arts, Restaurants

"The Rev. Hice, who, barring a Second Coming-grade interruption in the affairs of humanity, will be elected to Congress in November, is paying attention to the night sky to determine his Middle East policy. Turns out that the Middle East’s central crisis isn’t complicated at all! It’s just that everyone has been distracted by books, history, international law and notions of justice. Nah, just peep the moon, and that’ll tell you everything you need to know."

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