If you're ever suspected of a crime, try to be sure you're the first person suspected because—have you noticed this?—the first person they suspect is never the guy who did it. They might haul you in to the station, dump you in a room and ask you a bunch of questions, make you drink coffee from a vending machine, even lock you up overnight, but in the end they'll pin the crime on somebody else. The first person they think did it never does.
So what I'm saying is, be the first one to raise your hand.
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