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Cheese Underground: Game Changer: FDA Rules No Wooden Boards in Cheese Aging

"A sense of disbelief and distress is quickly rippling through the U.S. artisan cheese community, as the federal Food and Drug Administration (FDA) this week announced it will not permit American cheesemakers to age cheese on wooden boards."

[An emergency link to the Cheese Enforcement Agency.]