Undernews: Great moments in cold weather advice
"Every few years when we get a Storm of the Century, it falls to responsible journalists to dispense life-saving, bulleted advice because we think you must be a bunch of drooling imbeciles. Already this year alone, we have actually advised you to:• Check your pet’s water to ensure it’s not frozen.
• Bang on the hood of your car before starting it in case animals are sheltering in there.
• Dress infants before taking them out."
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