Be honest: How would you like to find one of these in your bed?

Riverboat’s Backers Look for a Way to Get the Delta Queen Moving Again - NYTimes.com

…the Delta Queen has been parked here since 2009 as a hotel along the Tennessee’s north shore. A newcomer to Chattanooga, the state’s fourth-largest city, it embraced a practice of other local hotels and offered a Moon Pie, a locally developed confection of marshmallow filling, chocolate and graham crackers, with turndown service.