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China's Green Fence Is Here to Stay: Why Your Water Bottle Won't Be Recycled - Gwynn Guilford, Quartz - The Atlantic Wire

For many environmentally conscious Americans, there’s a deep satisfaction to chucking anything and everything plasticky into the recycling bin—from shampoo bottles to butter tubs…Little do they know that, even if their local trash collector says it recycles that waste, they might as well be chucking those plastics in the trash bin.