Did I say Congress was starting to look like the 4th grade?

GOP Bill Would Block Federal Funding To Schools That Ban Imaginary Guns | TPM LiveWire

The bill provides a list of activities that would be grounds for cutting federal funding. Among the activities: "brandishing a pastry or other food which is partially consumed in such a way that the remnant resembles a gun..."

I can't wait til they get around to debating imaginary sex.