99 point wait a minute – what?

While fighting off a minor but nonetheless troubling urge to do some work this morning I was forced to read this teeny tiny print on the back of my hand sanitizer bottle, here. And what do you think it says? I quote:

Effective at eliminating over 99.99% of many common harmful germs and bacteria.

No kidding. And yes, I added the italics.

So uncommon germs, dude, and you are definitely on your own.