I am just waiting for them to ban jacks: Acquisitive! Acquisitive!

The news that a New Hamp­shire school is plan­ning on elim­i­nat­ing the game of dodge­ball from their phys­i­cal edu­ca­tion cur­ricu­lum became the impe­tus for Fox News Chan­nel and CNN to dip into the issue on Thurs­day and for a vari­ety of panel guests to either praise the game or con­demn it over its cel­e­bra­tion of “human targeting.” 

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I have a sister. Of course I played jacks growing up. Duh.