Hair

I never figured it out. Hair, I mean. It looks fine on women put on men? Meh. Long hair, short hair, ponytails and pattern baldness. I finally solved the problem by just not having any. This, it turns out, has some significant advantages.

Our local mega-drugstore is expanding. To super-mega. Management's idea of where things ought to be located in that store has never meshed with my own idea, and so no matter what I'm looking for there, I can't find it. The good news is that in the new super-mega store fully half the floorspace is devoted to hair. In the other half, well, I still can't find anything, but at least it takes me less time to find that out.

I was there this afternoon and I noticed in the hair half of the store a new aisle with the label, "sun care." Sun care, it turns out, has nothing whatsoever to do with caring for the sun. It's all about caring for your skin and… want to guess before I say it? Ready? Right:

Hair.