Awesome

ATTORNEY:  Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS:    No.
ATTORNEY:  Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS:    No.
ATTORNEY:  Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS:     No.
ATTORNEY:   So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS:    No.
ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS:    Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY:   I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS:    Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

From a book called "Disorder in American Courts."