Somebody figures out how to turn binary numbers into heat. A little tinkering around, and he can power automobiles with spam email. Suddenly, all that spam is worth something. People start hoarding it. Whole islands in the Marianas are in danger of sinking beneath the weight of massive file servers. The spammers themselves no longer want to give it away free. The CIA attacks with drones. Oil companies need bigger subsidies. Meanwhile, people start fainting from breathing air with too much oxygen in it.
Panic everywhere…
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