Cannibal shrimp: The invasion has begun | The Upshot - Yahoo! News
Do not be alarmed, but the cannibal shrimp invasion has begun.
CANNIBAL SHRIMP?
Shrimp as big as lobsters? Maybe we should call the lobsters shrimps then. And we could call the shrimp…I don't know…how about puppies?
Imagine a shrimp cocktail of these puppies.
Well, anyway. Noted by our alert Midwestern bureau, which is also our Gulf Coast bureau (an austerty measure…we have also closed our offices in London, Paris, and Dubuque).
I'm thinking maybe we could blame this on BP too. The puppies, I mean. Not Dubuque. Dubuque is its own fault.
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