What we need to do is, let's close down all the law schools for, say, the next 50 years or so

Chick-Fil-A Claims Public Likely to Confuse Vegetable With Chicken - Lowering the Bar

Chick-Fil-A, the fast-food chain that uses the slogan "eat mor chikin," thus brazenly insulting the spelling ability of America's cows, has been threatening an artist in Vermont with legal action if he doesn't stop selling shirts and other items bearing the phrase "Eat More Kale." Bo Muller-Moore says he got a cease-and-desist letter from the chain's lawyers a few months ago telling him to stop using the phrase - which he has been using for ten years - because it allegedly is "likely to cause confusion of the public" and dilute the value of Chick-Fil-A's brand.