Take all the dead phones (and a modem) out front and build a big bonfire in front of them, and I will wear a hard hat and a tool belt and paint a big red V on my chest (yes, savor the image) and be the high priest, and we will perform bizarre, unspeakable rituals to call the V-man back and then all the phones will come back to life and speak to us, and beep; they will rise from the dead.
I might even pass my hat around and ask for donations. That might help. You never know.
...iPhoned
1 comment:
I love it! Looks like your spell may have worked, too.
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