5.06.2011

Easily the most evil, soul destroying, humanity wrecking invention ever...

...is the paper milk carton. Really. When's the last time you tried to open one of those? I bought some buttermilk yesterday for corn pone (corn pone with black beans and cheddar cheese, thank you NYTimes) and decided, stupidly, to pour a little on my oatmeal this morning and had to stab the carton with a big knife just to get at the stuff. Also yell a lot. There oughta be a law.

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