And you were thinking all we had to worry about was guys who hide bombs in their underwear

Federal inquiry: Drivers of nuclear weapon shipments in US got drunk on some convoy missions - chicagotribune.com

WASHINGTON (AP) — Government agents hired to drive nuclear weapons and components in trucks sometimes got drunk while on convoy missions, including an incident last year when two agents were detained by police at a local bar during one, according to a report Monday by the U.S. Energy Department's watchdog.