11.06.2010

And let this be a lesson

Arcata police log:  October 30, 2010 | The Arcata Eye

2:44 p.m. A man at the front APD counter wasn’t having a wonderful digital life. In fact, he said,another man’s inappropriate primal urges were costing him big bucks. Someone, had charged his cell phone for $36 in erotic entertainment, and even though he closed the account, porn continued to stream into his phone. As if that wasn’t enough, he took a call from “an investigator” (presumably on the oversexed cell phone) who told him he would have to come up with “a large amount of cash” or he’d be arrested. Yes, there’s more. Someone stole this luckless wretch’s checking account number and raided that as well. Police visited the King of Pain and found things not quite as reported.

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