LOL

Dude, this is a whole new industry being born!

Pentagon Plan - Buying Books to Keep Secrets - NYTimes.com

WASHINGTON — Defense Department officials are negotiating to buy and destroy all 10,000 copies of the first printing of an Afghan war memoir they say contains intelligence secrets, according to two people familiar with the dispute.

Now if you can't make it selling celebrity airport body scans all you need to do is write a book with a secret or two in it and get the government to buy the whole press run. And tell me, what's magic about 10,000 copies? Why not 20,000? Or 50,000? 

And then, of course, we will need an awards show.