I guess you have to live in California to care

I'll be live-blogging all the action from the U.S.'s crucial match against Algeria today.

link: USA vs. Algeria: Live World Cup 2010 Coverage

Or maybe it's about eating spouts or something. I mean, come on. It's a bunch of guys in short pants trying, as Onion Sports put it the other day, to keep their hands off a polka-dot ball.

And in some places they have the nerve to call it football.

Hummph.