Look, if you put a sign that says Easy Open on your damn packages - yes, this means you - you ought to have the common freakin' decency to explain just how this "easy open" thing works because - I'm just saying here - I generally spend a whole lot more time getting your "easy open" stuff, well, open, than I would if I just took a knife to it. Or a hatchet.
Come to think of it, that's a test, now that I think about it. If it's easier than a hatchet it's "easy open," and if it's not, shut up and stand back.
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