Suspicious stuff!

Thanks to a heads-up from The Impolitic we are frightened witless by this map from the...what? Illegal Alien Activity Tracking System?... tracking, well...

California: Reports decry hate in debate!
Nebraska: Teacher runs away with immigrant kid! (OMG!)
Missouri: Immigrants driving without insurance!
North Carolina: Somebody is showing a movie about the border!
Florida: Immigration agency shut down!

Did we say witless? I thought we did.