Emergency! Put on your pants!

BRATTLEBORO, Vermont (Reuters) - A Vermont town that is gaining national attention for brash displays of nudity -- from teens in the buff to naked elderly people -- awoke on Wednesday to an emergency ban on nakedness in most public places.

Well, it's only a 30-day ban. So far. But what are the odds.

Seems nobody complained to much about people running around bare-ass as long as said people were teenieboppers, but when a couple of dried-up old geezers (tourists, even!) got into the act everybody went eeeeeeeew.

Nudity, pronounced Heather Birmingham, a hair cutter at Harold & Son's Barbershop, “does rub some people the wrong way.” Not that Heather supports the ban, you understand. “This whole town is about peace and about being your own person. So if it is, then why isn't nudity accepted?” she asks.

Indeed.

Link: Vermont town bans public nudity after brash displays - Yahoo! News