Just when I thought it was safe to get out from under the bed

i’m not kidding. that’s the gist of an official resolution, quietly signed by 18 u.s. senators in both parties at the end of may (including senators obama and lieberman). senate resolution 207 specified that the month of june provides americans an opportunity to “learn more about the dangers of the internet.” got anything positive to say about the net? save it for july, pal. june is for commending organizations which “promote awareness of the dangers of the internet.”

Link: skippy the bush kangaroo: virtually scary