12.30.2017
Program Note
Follow the suds.
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We are all clear on this by now, right?
New Year's Freeze-Out: It Can Still Get Cold, Even in a Warming Climate by Bob Henson | Category 6 | Weather Underground
Indeed, some parts of the eastern U.S. are expecting bitter, record-breaking cold for New Year's Eve. Unfortunately, this doesn't mean human-produced climate change is something we've put behind us.
12.28.2017
Luckily I wasn’t called for unnecessary bundling
Tomorrow I'll do better.
Wherever you are, this might help you feel just a little bit warmer
"International Falls, the so-called icebox of the nation, plummeted to minus-36 Wednesday, breaking the previous record of minus-32 for the date."
–Washington Post
12.27.2017
12.26.2017
Here we are, survivors…
Not all of the games will be good but some will be terrific, and all of them have a chance to be entertaining. I saw, a little while ago, for example, what seemed at first to be a replay of that Vikings-Packers game the other night, people all bundled up looking cold, but it turned out this game was in Dallas, go figure. Maybe there's a Dallas, Wisconsin, but I don't think so.
12.24.2017
My morning walk…
Not to worry, though. I spent all last week buying groceries so I can hold out here for a while. And I think Amazon can deliver Spam.
Plus, the ice should be gone by April.
12.23.2017
Gray Christmas
12.21.2017
We're going to need a bigger wall than we thought: Horny fish are partying in the Gulf
Loud orgies of Mexican fish could deafen dolphins, say scientists | Environment | The Guardian
"And when hundreds of thousands of fish get together to spawn once a year "the collective chorus sounds like a crowd cheering at a stadium or perhaps a really loud beehive", said study co-author Timothy Rowell from the University of San Diego."'
12.20.2017
Beginning right now, more sun every day
The winter solstice is Wednesday: 7 things to know about the shortest day of the year
Vox
The winter solstice is upon us: Wednesday, December 21, will be the shortest day of 2016 for anyone living north of the equator (and Tuesday night was the longest night of the year). If pagan... Read the full storyShorter version: Spring is on its way.
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12.19.2017
Almost missed it!
Winter is still two days away and already we're having fun.
12.12.2017
I wonder if there’s a market for geezers
'Rentable parents' will meet your teacher or significant other | New York Post
China, already known for rented girlfriends and boyfriends, is now offering people an opportunity to rent fake parents to avoid potentially awkward situations.
12.11.2017
Thank you, Onion, we are feeling much better now
MTA Officials Assure New Yorkers That Today's Subway Will Run Just As Fucked Up As Normal
I still don’t get this. Can you stick one in a coffee machine?
Bitcoin futures soar amid frenzy over virtual currency
CHICAGO (AP) — Bitcoin's debut on a major U.S. exchange is a hit so far, with the price of the first-ever futures contract...
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12.09.2017
12.08.2017
Maybe we ought to just skip the whole thing and get right to the Super Bowl
Silicon Valley Is Sneaking Models Into This Year's Holiday Parties - Bloomberg
Vox Media Inc. is limiting employees to two drinks apiece at its Dec. 12 holiday party to curb "unprofessional behavior," but so far it's the exception.
12.07.2017
Jargon alert
It's painful to do it," Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.) said Wednesday after urging Franken to step down. "But here are these courageous women who have come [forward]. It's a fact pattern that is pretty obvious."
12.05.2017
What you get for congregating with geeks
But a moment ago I used the phrase "keep and eye on," and the iPad heard "keep an ion."
So there's that.
12.04.2017
For the next time somebody mentions the “War on Christmas“
The War on Christmas: From Trump to the Puritans. And Henry Ford too. - The Washington Post
Christmas is not in danger. In fact, 92 percent of Americans asked by the Pew Research Center in a 2013 study said they celebrate Christmas. Even 87 percent of non-Christians said they celebrate the holiday.
The Puritans would be appalled.
https://goo.gl/GWQhZX
As long as he leaves the pigs feet alone
President Trump Expected to Shrink Bears Ears by as Much as 90 Percent - The New York Times
12.03.2017
The end of shame
No it didn't happen in Washington DC, it happened right here. Read the names of the bowl games on this list, and weep. (Or laugh.)
Week 14 college football bowl projections for 2017
12.02.2017
12.01.2017
Tell me the Bears don’t have to play these guys again
Builders race to save football's Eagles from Billy Penn jinx
Believers in the Curse of Billy Penn say it doomed the city's sports teams for decades after the city's first skyscraper broke tradition and rose higher than the William Penn statue topping City Hall.
'Tis the season to be itchy
Your Christmas tree could be home to up to 25,000 insects - NY Daily News
11.30.2017
Settle down, Buckley, Harvard v. Yale is not The Game…
Buckley: When Harvard and Yale bring The Game to Fenway Park next year, it will be an iconic event | Boston Herald
Looking to economize on your holiday travel?
Maybe you can save on airfare by flying the plane yourself!
American Airlines scrambles to find pilots to cover holiday rush | New York Post
Flights that are scheduled without a captain, first officer or both originate from Dallas-Fort Worth, Boston, Miami, New York City, Philadelphia, Salt Lake City and Charlotte, NC, according to a company memo to the APA that was seen by Bloomberg.
11.24.2017
11.23.2017
Just when we thought we had run out of things to freak out about
The unfortunate side effect of LED lighting
The Verge
Environmental concerns drove the move into adopting long-lasting LED lights, but now there's the risk of too much light which leads to a new set of problems. The paper notes that artificial light emission into the environment will "continue to increase, further eroding Earth's remaining land area that experiences natural day-night light cycles. This is concerning because artificial light is an environmental pollutant."
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Bombardier bombs
Subway's newest $740M train breaks down in less than a day - NY Daily News
The R179 model from Bombardier that the Metropolitan Transportation Authority tested Sunday couldn't last a day on the rails before it was yanked, a source told the Daily News.
Follow the money
Big donors threaten to bolt from Democrats — and that's a good thing - Salon.com
In a recent interview on MSNBC, Democratic Party megadonor Stephen Cloobeck blasted his party's leadership for embracing the populist rhetoric of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, and threatened to cut off funds to the party if it moves too far left. "It drives me nuts," complained Cloobeck…
11.22.2017
No, really…
Here's the deal with all those turkeys terrorizing the suburbs - The Washington Post
The birds of late have been accused of cracking roof tiles outside Sacramento, dangerously disrupting traffic in western New York and "terrorizing" residents near Akron, Ohio.…
Today’s nomination for the Darwin Award
11.19.2017
11.18.2017
Let me be the first to blame the Russians for it all
Hillary Clinton backs husband and Franken, blasts Trump and Moore - NY Daily News
11.17.2017
Mission creep
Before the new addition it was the plain old county courthouse. Now, it's the Justice Center.
I expected to see Batman and Wonder Woman wandering around the premises, but they must have been out on a mission or something.
He qualifies for public housing
Trump organization worth one-tenth of previously reported value
Boing Boing
While the Trump Organization claimed $9.5 billion in sales last year, Mr Trump's public filings suggest revenues of less than a tenth of that amount, between $600 million and $700 million. Read the full story
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Trouble in Superland
Rotten Tomatoes under fire for timing of 'Justice League' review
Critics and fans alike question the review site's role
https://goo.gl/v6hScS
11.15.2017
11.10.2017
Ooops
A driverless bus got into a crash during its first day on the job - The Washington Post
As it turns out, you don't have to be human to have a bad first day of work.
Cheated out of a chance to catch bubonic plague
Cruise passenger booted for staging 'mutiny' over canceled itinerary | Fox News
The Telegraph, who referred to the man's actions as a "mutiny," reports that 53-year-old Alain Jan and his wife boarded a Costa cruise bound for the Vanilla Islands of the Indian Ocean on Oct. 26. After two days of travel, however, the captain announced that three scheduled stops in Madagascar had been canceled due to an outbreak of the bubonic and pneumonic plague on the island nation
11.09.2017
11.06.2017
Walking is starting to look like a pretty good deal
Parking Spaces That Could Make You Rich - The New York Times
According to Parkopedia's 2017 Global Parking Index, the most expensive cities in the United States to park are New York, Boston, San Francisco, Washington, D.C., Seattle and Chicago. Abroad, it's London, Zurich, Amsterdam, Sydney, Hong Kong and Tokyo. Top average rates are about $600 a month in New York and London, $47 a day in Sydney and $33 for two hours in New York.
11.02.2017
Blame comes cheap
"The company [Facebook] said Russian agents spent just $46,000 on advertising — compared to the $81 million the Trump and Clinton campaigns dropped — but Russia's effort still managed to reach over 126 million users."
Quote of the day
10.28.2017
On Wisconsin
A Wisconsin man got locked in a walk-in beer cooler. He had 'everything that he needed,' police say. - The Washington Post
When the doors locked behind him at midnight, he decided that rather than shout for help, he would just camp out, police say.
https://goo.gl/69C3g1
(This is a paywall link, but everything you need to know about the story is in the paragraph above.)
10.26.2017
Already?
This artificial intelligence may start tracking you soon | New York Post
It's already 1984 in China.
10.25.2017
Is this just another case of Trumpitis on CNN’s part…
41 state attorneys general subpoena opioid manufacturers - CNN
"The opioid crisis is an emergency, and I am saying, officially, right now, it is an emergency," President Trump said in August. "It's a national emergency."
However, five weeks later, the administration has yet to make an official declaration about a national emergency on the opioid epidemic.
10.23.2017
Go ahead…spoil everything
A breakdown of the worst Halloween candy - NY Daily News
A sweet that invites widespread catty scorn, candy corn is meant to resemble a kernel but instead each piece just looks like a tiny, faceless, naked Donald Trump.
Making sports great again
Whew.
Things are back to normal in sports.
10.19.2017
Spam crime!
Spam thefts prompt Hawaii retailers to lock up the canned meat - NY Daily News
"Items electronically monitored for theft," a sign in front of Spam under lock and key at an Oahu Walgreens read this week.
10.18.2017
This is, was…
…National Cyber Security Awareness Month (Are you ready for this? NCSAM.), so…
Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3) | Common Internet of Things Devices May Expose Consumers to Cyber Exploitation
10.17.2017
Soaring beyond the bounds if irony
Opinion | Trump beat Silicon Valley at its own game. Now it must prove itself.
The Washington Post
The tech world must fight to deepen our democracy.
Even if tech companies do not adopt the journalistic standards of newspapers, they must offer readers, particularly students, some way of distinguishing fact from opinion.
10.16.2017
One good thing Ronald Reagan did was…
Campaigning for the lawyers' vote?
Trump campaign's legal spending tops $1 million during third quarter - POLITICO
10.15.2017
Another big goose flyover
Nope. I know it too.
10.12.2017
Wait until The Donald hears about this
Scientists Can Read a Bird's Brain and Predict Its Next Song
10.10.2017
I didn't vanish…
Also, cops and doctors everywhere.
10.07.2017
Is this tree green?
10.06.2017
All this time it’s been the Russians spoiling everything (those meenies)
The Breakthrough: How a Reporter Uncovered Widespread Russian Meddling — In the Olympics
When it came time to test the athletes during the Olympics, Russian agents replaced tainted urine samples with clean ones in the dead of night through a hole in the wall of a testing laboratory.
Democrats arrive at peak stupid
The idea: Elevate the GOP's most extreme option in each race, easing Democrats' path to victory in a range of states tilted against them.
The near miss
Arrested drunk man claims he time traveled to warn of aliens
The man told police he was only able to time travel because aliens filled his body with alcohol. He noted that he was supposed to be transported to the year 2018, not this year.
Me, I'm a time traveler from the past and I can totally relate.
10.05.2017
10.04.2017
Commie salmon!
NKorean workers prepare seafood for US stores, restaurants
HUNCHUN, China (AP) — The workers wake up each morning on metal bunk beds in fluorescent-lit Chinese dormitories...
This means Americans buying salmon for dinner at Walmart or ALDI may inadvertently have subsidized the North Korean government as it builds its nuclear weapons program, an AP investigation has found.
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LOL Well, maybe IQ isn’t everything
NYU professor Scott Galloway: Big tech regulation is coming
"If you pit the U.S. administration against Amazon," Galloway said, Amazon comes out on top. "The collective IQ of the administration right now versus Amazon is woefully undermatched."
You gotta be…wait…really?
IRS awards multimillion-dollar fraud-prevention contract to Equifax
A contract award for Equifax's data services was posted to the Federal Business Opportunities database Sept. 30 — the final day of the fiscal year. The credit agency will "verify taxpayer identity" and "assist in ongoing identity verification and validations" at the IRS, according to the award.
10.03.2017
If you haven't changed your passwords yet, better get going
A massive data breach at Yahoo in 2013 was far more extensive than previously disclosed, affecting all of its 3 billion user accounts, new parent company Verizon Communications Inc. said on Tuesday.
Equifax hack affected 2.5M more Americans than first believed
The national credit bureau revealed Monday that another 2.5 million people are believed to have gotten their personal information swiped during the cyber attack — bringing the total up to 145.5 million.
Now we get down to it
https://goo.gl/5aZnLM
"These are the same methods and sophisticated tools that the pharmaceutical companies were using, that big oil companies were using," said Philip N. Howard of Oxford University's Computational Propaganda Project. "This was regular ad technology that regular advertisers use."
Custom Audiences also allowed a business to know when consumers had viewed a particular pair of shoes on a website so that they could be repeatedly shown an ad for those shoes on Facebook and elsewhere online. As consumers spent more time on social media, the tool became a driver of Facebook's ad business — and of the company's sevenfold increase in value since its initial public offering in 2012.
10.02.2017
Trump has been bad for gun sales but this Las Vegas thing…
Gun maker stocks skyrocket after Las Vegas massacre | New York Post
Smith & Wesson parent American Outdoor Brands jumped 2.3 percent in morning trade, Sturm, Ruger & Co. shares climbed 3.7 percent and Vista Outdoor shares rose 1.4 percent.
10.01.2017
But what if the Associated press?… Oh, never mind
The Associated Press checked these out; here are the real facts:
Just…Dunkin'?
Right now, most Dunkin' Donuts offer 30 varieties of doughnuts, but by the end of the month, most will offer only 18. If you're lucky, your Dunkin' will be one of the select stores that offer 24 different varieties, according to Nation Restaurant's News
(Via Western Mass News)
9.30.2017
Discovering fake fake news
Taibbi: Latest Fake News Panic Appears to Be Fake News - Rolling Stone
We Americans are clearly too dumb to read our own news, and quite capable of destroying ourselves over nonsense without the help of outside parties.
9.29.2017
We say flying cabinet members to, say, Asia econo-class would be a totally good use of their time, not
Questions Pile Up for White House About Top Officials' Private and Military Aircraft Use
Bloomberg
The White House's travel headache is growing with new revelations about top officials' use of military aircraft. Health and Human Services Secretary Tom Price, whose use of taxpayer-funded private jets drew the ire of President Donald Trump, now faces scrutiny for using military jets that reportedly put his total travel tab above $1 million. Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt is also drawing attention, as a report said he took private or military planes at least four Read the full story
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Give the racist books to the poor kids, says Cambridge, MA, school librarian
'Racist propaganda': Librarian rejects Melania Trump's gift of Dr. Seuss books
The Washington Post
A White House spokeswoman said it is "unfortunate" that sending books to children has been turned into "something divisive."
Menu notes from all over
Legalized Cannabis May Be a Windfall for McDonald's and Taco Bell - Bloomberg
The munchies are driving up fast-food sales in states where marijuana is legal.
9.28.2017
Read on
Banned Books Week: 'In 2017, censorship comes from an outraged public' | Books | The Guardian
"It's particularly true in the US. It's not as prevalent in the UK but it's not unheard of," said Ginsberg. "We aren't branding cheeks for seditious libel; we no longer have a censor in chief. But we have a different kind of censorship … that allows the anger of the mob to force both publishers and authors to censor themselves out of fear.
Moments we're sorry we missed
These NYC curmudgeons are a dying breed | New York Post
Mimi's was among Bricker's first jobs when she moved to the city from Long Island at age 20. Most nights she sings with the bar's pianist, Chicken Delicious…
9.27.2017
Thanks, Captain Obvious! You too, Reuters!
Reuters:
Trump urges NFL to ban players kneeling during anthem
Hillary Clinton, Trump's Democratic rival in the 2016 election, called Trump's comments "a huge, loud dog whistle to his supporters" in an interview with CBS.
And here's how you spin a news story, boys and girls
9.26.2017
OK, I’m confused
At Least 6 White House Advisers Used Private Email Accounts - The New York Times
9.25.2017
Wow! Does this mean Bernie is off the hook?
Anthony Weiner sentenced to 21 months in sexting case
NEW YORK (AP) — Former Rep. Anthony Weiner was sentenced Monday to 21 months in prison for sexting with a 15-year-old girl in a case that rocked Hillary Clinton's campaign for the White House in the closing days of the race and may have cost her the presidency.
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$0.002 of this is MY MONEY and I WANT IT BACK
Tom Price to halt taxpayer-funded travel on private jets - POLITICO
POLITICO has identified more than $400,000 in charter jet spending for the HHS secretary's travels since May.
9.24.2017
TWO football games today…
Melania's first solo foreign trip is to…Canada
Melania takes first solo foreign trip as first lady | New York Post
She traveled to Toronto at the head of a seven-person US delegation to the Invictus Games, an international competition for wounded veterans organized by Britain's Prince Harry.
9.22.2017
You’ve got to admit…
… it's kind of fun having two people named Kim in the news. How will we ever keep them straight?
The one in North Korea recently called Donald Trump a dotard, a word so thrillingly mysterious the New York Times itself felt compelled to write an article explaining it, possibly for the benefit of those dullards in the Midwest.
Give us a break. A dotard, Bunky, is a person in her dotage (or his, of course), old and weak.
Kim Jong-un Called Trump a 'Dotard.' What Does That Even Mean? - The New York Times
Finally, yeah
Ohio finally prosecutes somebody for sex with a dog | New York Post
"This is an unspeakable act," said Cleveland Animal Protection League president Sharon Harvey.
"But at least now we finally have something we can do about it."
Can you spell “quintessential"?
This is it! An app that lets you scan the barcodes on the products you're looking at and tells you who is boycotting them and why. We love this. We will never have to buy anything again.
Buycott | Vote with Your Wallet - UPC Lookup Database, Find Barcode Scanner, Boycott
https://www.buycott.com/9.21.2017
Or how about a padlock?
Thieves near US bases in Germany stealing keyless cars
Owners of keyless cars may want to keep their key fobs in a metal box or even the freezer, following a string of recent car thefts near U.S. bases in Germany.
More info at: stripes.com/apps
Fine, Now all those stray Mexican bunnies will be sneaking across the border…
… because they'll know they can find a home in California.
California 'Puppy Mill' Ban Would Also Cover Kittens and Bunnies - The New York Times
9.20.2017
Original, but not by much
Man dressed as clown running for city council seat
Payaso donned a rainbow wig, red nose and clown makeup in recent campaign photos and videos on social media.
I love this!
Pamela Anderson admits she isn't actually dating Julian Assange | Page Six
Finally
Well, here's the answer. This report from the Kaiser foundation maps explains that employers pay a portion of employees' health insurance premiums, but the employees themselves pay, on average, $476 per month themselves.
So, not free exactly.
2017 Employer Health Benefits Survey | The Henry J. Kaiser Family Foundation
9.19.2017
File under First World solutions to First World problems
From Reuters News:
After Irma, special oxygen masks helped Florida pets breathe easier
Soon after millions of Floridians lost power in the wake of Hurricane Irma last week, firefighters in the city of Titusville responded to an emergency call at a home where a gasoline-powered generator had been running in an attached garage.
Too early to start planning for Christmas?
Before You Spend $2 Billion on Your Own Submarine, Read This - Bloomberg
The real excitement, as Sebastian the Crab once sang, is "under the sea."
There's a rule about using private email? Who knew?
Experts Say the Use of Private Email by Trump's Voter… — ProPublica
President Donald Trump's voter fraud commission came under fire earlier this month when a lawsuit and media reports revealed that the commissioners were using private emails to conduct public business.
9.16.2017
The Packers again
Meanwhile, "there are very few corners of America where Patriots fans won't be behind enemy lines."
http://53eig.ht/2fcggjl
9.15.2017
The Packers are the winningest team in the NFL
The Providence Steam Rollers won only one once, in 1928.
All this and more football trivia at Wikipedia: http://bit.ly/2x7Npmc
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Creatures of the web
9.14.2017
But where's the tinfoil?
Chinese vendors are already marketing face masks as iPhone…
The Verge Chinese vendors on online marketplace Taobao never resist a chance to peddle their goods. Just days after Apple announced the iPhone X that replaced the home button's Touch ID for Face ID, Chinese merchants have launched "protective masks" in…
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The pie is always better in the sky
Bernie Sanders' single-payer proposal ignores the hardest thing about single payer.
But the reality is that 16 Democrats did not back a fully workable single-payer plan Wednesday. At best, they backed half of one. While the Sanders bill details how a "Medicare for All" system would work, it tap dances around the all-important question of how to pay for it.
Tom who?
Tim Kaine gets totally snubbed by Clinton's campaign book - NY Daily News
Kaine is only mentioned eight times in the 500-page tome — fewer times than George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, Elizabeth Warren, James Comey and the Soviet Union.
9.13.2017
OK, this is just plain wrong
Impossible Foods explores meat-free lamb, chicken, pork and fish
The product is served in 40 upscale restaurants, including New York City's trendy Momofuku Ssäm Bar, where chef David Chang uses it to replace pork in his $19 Spicy Sausage & Rice Cakes dish.
Just stick to the point, please
> In its own way, Mitt's refusal to exit gracefully is as pathetic as Hillary Clinton's last-gasp attempt to maintain her own relevance. They have strutted and fretted their hour upon the stage, and it's about damn time both of them were heard no more. Talk about a tale told by an idiot …
http://bit.ly/2y7dRLo
(Via Boston Herald)
There’s an angle on everything
From Reuters News:
Harvey storm-water releases were unlawful government takings: lawsuits
Owners of homes flooded during Hurricane Harvey are claiming billions of dollars in damages by federal and state water releases from storm-swollen reservoirs, using a legal tack pursued without success in Louisiana after Hurricane Katrina.
Several lawsuits filed in federal and state courts in Texas claim properties were taken for public use without compensation.
9.12.2017
You may think it’s too good to be true, but this little card is worth a nickel
The fare boxes in our new busses spit out these little cards in lieu of actual money when a person puts too much actual money into the box to begin with.
Unfortunately, you can't stick them into a coffee machine.
Go ahead and say it: the monkey wins again
PETA drops lawsuit arguing animals have right to own property | Ars Technica
While Naruto didn't win the legal right to own the famous monkey selfies, he can thump his chest in a victory of sorts. Under the terms of the settlement, Slater has agreed to donate to Naruto's habitat one-fourth of any proceeds from the sale of the selfies.
9.11.2017
Football game pre–rained Out?
Status of Illini game at South Florida undetermined due to Hurricane Irma
Chicago Tribune
The status and location of Illinois' game Friday night against South Florida is undetermined due to the aftermath of Hurricane Irma…
9.10.2017
We chortle
Business Insider UK
Most tech industry experts assume such AR devices will eventually replace the smartphone. After all, why carry a phone if you can view your text messages, edit spreadsheets, and watch Netflix through your glasses or contact lenses?
Um…to make a phone call?
Of course, maybe it's different in the UK.
Oh no! Hillary’s book just came out and already it needs a rewrite!
Facebook Says Fake Accounts Likely Tied To Russia Bought $100,000 In Political Ads
So if you've got an all-electric car you're stranded
Irma strengthens as it nears Florida: 'It's going from crappy to worse'
CNN
Hurricane Irma strengthened into a Category 4 storm as it inched closer to Florida, where hundreds of thousands are without power hours before one of the most powerful storms in the Atlantic hits.