3.22.2025

Civilization screeches to a halt

 Fom a story about Kendall Jenner (why???) in Sports Freaking Illustrated.

Her makeup was minimal yet radiant, enhancing her natural beauty. A luminous, dewy base let her natural skin shine, while a peachy-mauve blush added a soft flush to her cheeks. Her signature feathered brows framed her face, with wispy lashes accentuating her brown eyes. A balmy highlighter added a delicate glow to the tip of her nose, and a glossy taupe-brown lip completed the sultry look.

We are lost. 

Promises, promises


CEO of AI ad-tech firm pledging “world free of fraud” sentenced for fraud


The real question is…

Trump revokes security clearance for Joe Biden and entire family, Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton and other political foes

"Other political foes" include former Biden officials Antony Blinken, Jake Sullivan, and Lisa Monaco, Republicans Adam Kinzinger and Liz Cheney, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg and New York Attorney General Letitia James.
…the real question is, why do any of these people, as of now, require security clearances anyway? (OK, maybe the two New York prosecutors do, but surely not at the highest level.)

Alas, Donald ("If I Know It It's Not a Secret Anymore") Trump is not the guy to ask it.

Just not in the mood

Donald Trump's Impact on US Birth Rates

America's fertility rate is now projected to average 1.6 births per woman over the next three decades, according to the Congressional Budget Office's latest forecast released this year. This is well below the replacement level of 2.1 births per woman required to maintain a stable population without immigration.
Which fascinating fact gave rise to to Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy's exhorting his minions to favor "communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average" in doling out transportation services — with this masterpiece of beaurcratic obfuscation.

To wit:
"To the maximum extent permitted by law, DOT-supported or -assisted programs and activities, including without limitation, all DOT grants, loans, contracts, and DOT-supported or -assisted State contracts, shall prioritize projects and goals that ... to the extent practicable, relevant, appropriate, and consistent with law, mitigate the unique impacts of DOT programs, policies, and activities on families and family-specific difficulties, such as the accessibility of transportation to families with young children, and give preference to communities with marriage and birth rates higher than the national average."

And if that doesn't kill your buzz, nothing will.

 

3.21.2025

It turns out…

The World Happiness Report Is a Sham

At most, [it could be] called a World Self-Reported Life Satisfaction Report—and it’s easy to see why such an honest title wouldn’t entice many journalists to write about it.

 …yesterday was the International Day of Happiness.

Sorry if you missed it. The rest of the days aren't.

[ADD]

A recent NBC News poll says just seven percent of voters who are registered as Democrats feel "very" positive about the party.

See what I mean?

Means "falling off"

Tesla recalls most Cybertrucks due to trim detaching from vehicle

Tesla is recalling the cars because of the risk of a stainless-steel exterior trim panel detaching from the vehicle, causing a potential road hazard and raising the chances of a crash, it said.
This is the eighth recall for the cybertruck — classified as an SUV — in the last 14 months.

I'm no expert on trucks — or SUVs — but that seems a little excessive.

3.20.2025

The protection racket

Trump Floats Idea of U.S. Owning Ukrainian Power Plants as He Pushes Cease-Fire

Trump’s proposal during a phone call Wednesday with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky is a new twist in peace efforts, which included a still-unsigned deal that would give the U.S. rights to hundreds of billions of dollars of rare-earth minerals.

We're only here to keep you safe. 

3.18.2025

And another way to cut taxes…

IRS Retreats From Some Audits as Agency Slashes Workforce


…would be to just, you know. not collect them.

Green in the river

Chicago dyes its river bright green as it opens St. Patrick’s Day celebrations

While the river stays bright for several hours, some trace of color can remain for days.

It's an annual thing. (And St. Patrick's Day was yesterday, of course.)

Dump Canada and Mexico, and who needs Europe anyway…we've got El Salvador on our side

Trump, Deportations and the Law

The U.S. is paying [El Salvador strongman Nayib] Bukele $6 million to handle the 300 gang members, and Mr. Trump and Secretary of State Marco Rubio have praised him as if he’s an American hero. “We will not forget!” Mr. Trump declared.

Or, well, we're paying El Salvador to be on our side.

I rarely read editorials in newspapers. I look for straight reporting (here's a starting point) and have opinions of my own.

Here's one: No one needs to shed a tear over violent criminals who have entered the country illegally getting kicked out again. But it is imperative that even they be treated according to the law. Because it's that same law that keeps us safe.

That, to me, is a simple proposition. It does not take a great deal of intelligence to understand.

3.17.2025

Where would we be without science?

Physicists unlock another clue to brewing the perfect espresso

This latest work focuses less on the chemical changes that occur during the brewing process and more on the mechanical and physical processes. "To a physicist, brewing coffee is a reactive flow through a complex porous medium that undergoes dynamic reconfiguration—a fascinatingly complex phenomenon," Maciej Lisicki, a physicist at the University of Warsaw in Poland, told Ars.

Just drinking a regular old cup of joe, is where we'd be. 

How low the bar

Trump ties for highest approval he’s ever had

The bad news is that Trump still has not won over a majority of Americans, and 54% said they disapprove of his handling of the economy — the first time he’s lost a majority on that issue in NBC’s poll.

Hard times at the New York Post

She never bothers with people she'd hate*

French MEP demands the US 'give us back the Statue of Liberty'

"The second thing we're going to say to the Americans is: 'if you want to fire your best researchers, if you want to fire all the people who, through their freedom and their sense of innovation, their taste for doubt and research, have made your country the world's leading power, then we're going to welcome them,'" continued Glucksmann.

 *The Lady Is a Tramp.

3.16.2025

Another view

Michael Lind: Why Tariffs Are Good 

In 2023 China produced roughly half of the world’s crude steel. China is the world’s largest automobile maker, accounting for a third of the global total. China’s state-backed aerospace company, the Commercial Aircraft Corporation of China (COMAC), threatens to take global market share from America’s Boeing and Europe’s Airbus. China is also the world’s largest commercial shipbuilder, responsible for more than half of all shipbuilding. America’s share of the global shipbuilding market is 0.10 percent. …During the Covid pandemic, Americans were shocked to learn how dependent the U.S. is on medical supplies from China, which provides around 30 percent of active pharmaceutical ingredients used in drugs by value and 78 percent of the vitamins in the U.S. A single Chinese company, DJI, controls 90 percent of the American drone market, including 90 percent of the drones used by American police departments and first responders.

"Like the Hunger Games"

Cockroaches and working in a closet: Inside Trump's return-to-office order

Reuters also viewed three back-to-work memos sent to staff, informing some of them that they won't have a workspace or internet access when they return. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration told staff this week it cannot guarantee desks or parking spots for the roughly 18,000 employees expected to report to offices on Monday.

OK, I confess I didn't see the movie. Not the whole thing. I quit after about 20 minutes. But I take the comment (from the linked Reuters article) to mean pretty messed up.

If that's not what it means, it should. 

There'll always be an England

How to Fix a Pothole the British Way: Public Shaming

Teenager Ben Thornbury designed a putt-putt golf course around the potholes in his hometown of Malmesbury, with a sign that read “High Street Crazy Potholes Golf: Now Open.” A month after a British tabloid did a story on the “cheeky” teen, the road was fixed. When more appeared, he set up roadside pothole fishing.

Also there'll always be a teenager, but that's a whole different thing. 

3.15.2025

Don't mess with them, eh

Canada has ‘nuclear weapon’ in trade war — ban Pornhub in US

“If they take away my access to Pornhub, I’m moving out of the US,” one concerned Manhattan user told The Post.
And you thought they're "nice."

What's going on?

Could Fog Harvesting Solve California's Water Shortages?

Fog harvesting is the practice of capturing tiny water droplets from fog with specialized mesh nets.
I'm pretty sure I heard, just the other day, Trump say he broke in ("broke in" is what he said) to the water in California and now it's running down. "Running down" is what he said. They have more than they know what to do with, is what he said.

And now they're wanting to use nets to catch fog?

O brave new world.

It's not just drugs any more

Eggs Are So Expensive People Are Smuggling Them In From Mexico

First-time offenders get a $300 fine—equivalent to roughly 50 dozen U.S. eggs (or 150 in Mexico).

 Meanwhile, U.S. is importing eggs from Turkey. But they're not (this is confusing) turkey eggs.