4.03.2025

On, Wisconsin

Democratic Spending Group Encourages Elon Musk to Campaign for GOP Candidates in 2026

“HMP greatly encourages one of the most unpopular men in America to campaign with Republicans across the country,” says Katarina Flicker, a national press secretary for the House Majority PAC, a spending group that spends millions each cycle to elect Democrats to Congress. “His efforts will be crucial to Democrats taking back the House in 2026.”

[Or Apple News

Is our National Security Intern just another DOGE bro?

Not just Signal: Michael Waltz reportedly used Gmail for government messages

The [Washington] Post wrote that "US officials say Trump is much more upset about the inclusion of a liberal journalist on a confidential group chat than he is about exposing secrets to foreign adversaries. But White House officials have found Waltz's denials increasingly hard to believe."

Where do they find these guys? 

Do you feel lucky?

Trump gambles on tariffs as nation braces for economic fallout

But in fulfilling a key campaign promise, he also ignored warnings that targeting key trading partners – from the likes of China, Japan and the European Union – will raise prices at home and risk the eruption of a global trade war.

The guy did own a casino, after all. For a while. 

4.02.2025

People too

Trump makes history by pardoning a corporation

On Friday, Trump issued full and unconditional pardons to four individuals and a related cryptocurrency exchange, BitMEX.

Corporations are.

And Trump, he's just a crypto kinda guy. Multiple millions worth of kinda guy. 

That's what social media are for

Frustration grows with Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick ahead of Trump tariff announcement: ‘Loose cannon with half-baked ideas’

“TV interviews aren’t just a forum to test-run your latest thought bubble.”

No baking necessary there. 

4.01.2025

Hug your cat

Trump health layoffs include staff overseeing bird flu response, source says

The center's Veterinary Laboratory Investigation and Response Network tests raw pet food for bird flu. In recent weeks, the FDA has issued several pet food recalls after detecting bird flu contamination.

 

The perils of international trade

Chipotle Went on a Seven-Year Quest to Find Avocados Outside of Mexico

Guacamole lovers flinched when President Trump threatened a trade fight with Mexico, which accounts for roughly 90% of U.S. avocado imports.

SPOILER: Still working on it. 

They go.back to the office now

NASA astronauts from Starliner mission readjust to Earth, resume work with Boeing

Wilmore and Williams, the first crew to ride Boeing's faulty Starliner spacecraft last summer, spent days undergoing routine medical checks by NASA's astronaut office after returning to Earth on a SpaceX capsule in March and before they reunited with their families.

They've been working remotely — from, you know, orbit — for nine months. Great to be back, guys!

I hope they got a cake. Or something.

One of the two, Suni Williams, said they have a "very unique perspective" on their recent adventure.

3.31.2025

Brainiacs

Meet DOGE’S patriotic Musketeers — led by Elon and the belief that America needs their expertise, now

Most Americans know very little about Elon Musk’s team of brainiacs at the Department of Government Efficiency, and may have misconceptions about who they are.
It's a fawning op-ed from the New York Post. And yeah, at least some of it's true. But incomplete.

It's happened before.

The last time we had a squad of brainiacs in the government they were called Whiz Kids.
Whiz Kids was a name given to a group of experts from RAND Corporation with which Robert McNamara surrounded himself, in order to turn around the management of the United States Department of Defense (DoD) in the 1960s. The purpose was to shape a modern defense strategy in the Nuclear Age, by bringing in economic analysis, operations research, game theory, computing, as well as implementing modern management systems to coordinate the huge dimension of operations of the DoD, with methods such as the Planning, Programming, and Budgeting System (PPBS). They were called the Whiz Kids, recalling the group at Ford Motor Company that McNamara was part of in the 1940s and 1950s.

That from a stub article in WikipediaMore here. Sound familiar?

McNamara and his Whiz Kids got us into the Vietnam War. And kept us there.

Just mentioning.

Just so nobody gets bored

Trump says he is not joking about third presidential term

George Washington in 1796 set the precedent for a two-term presidency, a self-imposed limit that was observed by most U.S. presidents for more than 140 years until Franklin D. Roosevelt in 1940.

Roosevelt, a Democrat who was president during the Great Depression and World War 2, broke tradition and served a third term, then died months into his fourth term in 1945. This paved the way for the amendment on term limits in 1951.
So serving a third term, now, is against the law. Which doesn't seem to have deterred this guy much so far.

One hopes the law will grow a spine.

(Also…are you listening, Congress?)

3.30.2025

Maybe he's just jealous…

Trump says "there will be bombing" if Iran does not make nuclear deal

In a telephone interview with NBC News, Trump said U.S. and Iranian officials were talking but did not elaborate.

…about how J.D. gets to go around playing soldier all the time.

[I'm so old I can remember when we had real soldiers in the government (can you spell "Ike"?) and these ain't them.] 

Pull up your socks…or bootstraps…or whatever

Why Trump's auto tariffs will hurt his working-class supporters

A Reuters review of data from two auto research firms found just 16 models with an average sticker price less than $30,000 and only one, Toyota's Corolla, that is assembled in the United States. All others are made in Mexico, South Korea, or Japan.

3.29.2025

The cat with the telling tail

Minnesota cat's 18.5-inch tail earns Guinness World Records title

Amanda Cameron said her family's 2-year-old cat, Mr. Pugsley Addams, has always had a long tail, and the subject even came up during his first visit to the vet.

 

We don't want no more of your equitable cheese

US warns French companies they must comply with Trump's diversity ban

"We inform you that Executive Order 14173, Ending Illegal Discrimination and Restoring Merit-based Opportunities, signed by President Trump, applies to all suppliers and service providers of the U.S. Government, regardless of their nationality and the country in which they operate," reads the letter, according to a copy that French newspaper Le Figaro published on its website.

Forget the bleu. 

What is COP30, you may ask

Love motels and converted ferries: Brazil gets creative to host COP30

No, it's not an old-fashioned TV show about police. That was Car 54. It's the upcoming United Nations climate summit, to be held in Belem, Brazil.

The convention is expected to attract 60,000 visitors; Belem boasts only 18,000 beds — including the above-mentioned love motels. But, not to worry.
Lula [Brazil's President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva] shrugged off the hotel crunch in a recent visit to Belem, suggesting those who cannot find accommodation should sleep "looking at the sky – it will be wonderful."

No room service but plenty of bugs, one imagines. And, hopefully, free. (Currently, rooms are averaging $1,500 per night.) 

3.28.2025

The house guest from…well, you know

JD Vance rips into Denmark’s government, urges Greenland to embrace US for security and economy: ‘You have not done a good job ‘

“A lot of people are interested in it, a lot of people are making a play. We hope that they [Greenlanders] choose to partner with the United States because we’re the only nation on earth that will respect their sovereignty…

No kidding. He said that. 

The Vances are making an important State Visit™ to the U.S. Air Force base at the north of the island. They are accompanied by National Security Intern Mike Waltz and miscellaneous other officials.

Usha Vance originally was due to attend Greenland’s annual dog sled race farther south, but that visit was canceled after a hostile reception from local politicians and businesses.

After Canada and Greenland and Gaza and Panama

Trump Organization eyes multi-billion-dollar projects in Vietnam amid tariff risks

HANOI, March 28 (Reuters) - The Trump Organization and its partner in Vietnam are working on multiple investments worth billions of dollars in golf courses, hotels and real estate projects in the Southeast Asian country, a spokesman for the consortium told Reuters.

Saigon Greens has a nice ring, doesn't it? A little revisionist, perhaps. But it's a new, new world. 

How new, we are rapidly finding out. 

The new way to sell privacy: It might not be

Signal Ascends From Hacker Passion Project to Washington’s Top Messaging App

“There are so many great reasons to be on Signal,” he said on X. “Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”

 If you're lucky. And then you can be called a sleezebag by the President.

But that's a (rather awkward) joke. Signal offers rock-solid encryption. (Meta's WhatsApp also runs on Signal encryption.) And it's free to use. A lot of people do. For various reasons. (And yes, some are criminal.)

But it's not approved for government-classified information because if the device on either end of the communication is hacked, the communication is too. Which is true of any messaging app.